Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask
Fake Mask

Fake Mask

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Guess what? Cloth masks don't do anything. Neither does this masterpiece. But at least you can breathe now.

The Double Incognito Fake Face Mask is the 3rd most breathable (Offensively Fake #1, & Incognito #2), comfortable face covering on the market! This version provides incredible breathability while still giving the illusion that it is a real mask. The best for ultra Karen environments such as airplanes, banks, PTA meetings, etc.

​The Fake Face Mask is the most breathable, comfortable face covering on the market! This version provides incredible breathability while still giving the illusion that it is a real mask. Great for ultra Karen environments such as airplanes, banks, PTA meetings, etc.

The Offensively Fake Face Mask takes breathability to a whole new level - it's almost like there's nothing there at all!

​The Real/Fake Gaiter is the most breathable, comfortable face covering on the market! This version provides two incredibly breathable sides.

  1. It covers your face
  2. Technically it is a mask

Breathe Free. Be Free. Get yours today! 100% of proceeds go towards trolling the left!

Introducing the Offensively Fake Face Mask

This masterpiece is 99.99% breathable and 100% guaranteed to piss people off!

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